Once Sonia Gandhi, Sushma Swaraj, Lalu Yadav, an old man and a school boy
were flying together in a chopper to somewhere. Suddenly the pilot
announced that there was some serious problem with the chopper engine
so they will have to use parachute and jump but problem was that there
were only 5 parachutes and total 6 people. He took one parachute and
jumped.
Sonia Gandhi said I am UPA President and my presence is needed to
steer this country through this difficult time, she took 2nd parachute
and jumped.
Sushma said a democracy is meaningless without a good opposition and
jumped with the 3rd parachute.
Now Lalu Yadav says, I am the Kingmaker without me the Government
won’t last and he also took one parachute and jumped.
Now the old man and school boy are left in chopper with the last
parachute…… Seeing the entire proceedings, the old man told the school
young boy that he has already lived his life so why don’t you take the
last parachute and jump.
The boy smiles and speaks, ‘don’t worry, we still have two parachutes…
Actually Lalu Yadav jumped with my school bag……..
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